This is the life   You've got problems with your wife   She once made you mashed potatoes   Now she gives you minute rice      And she used to do your laundry   Now she sends it out instead   And she always made believe that she was satisfied in bed      That's what she used to say   But that's how things were yesterday   Looks like the good ole days are gone      That's how she used to be   But that goes down as history   Time has a way of moving on      I know she was there when you needed love and care   And she only used the car to drive the children everywhere   And I'm sure she washed the windows and I'm sure she waxed the floors   But now she doesn't call you her prince charming anymore      That's what she used to say   But that's how things were yesterday   Looks like the good ole days are gone      That's how she used to be   But that goes down as history   Time has a way of moving on      She's not the sweet little girl   That she was before   You're not the end of her world anymore   You're not the end of the world      She wins when you fight   And she goes to school at night   She leaves you home to babysit   And watch the Price is Right      And she wants a joint account to see where all the money goes   So she doesn't have to talk you into buying all her clothes      That's what she used to say   But that's how things were yesterday   Looks like the good ole days are gone      That's how she used to be   But that goes down as history   Time has a way of moving on      She's not the sweet little girl   That she was before   You're not the end of her world anymore   You're not the end of the world