Come on,   Clap your hands in the air   And follow the music man!      I am the music man   I come from down your way   And I can play   What can you play?   I play piano       Pia-pia-pia-no   Pia-no pia-no   Pia-pia-pia-no   Pia-pia-no      I am the music man   I come from down your way   And I can play   What can you play?   I play the trombone      Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa   Um-pa-pa um-pa-pa   Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa   Umpa-um-pa-pa      Piano!   Pia-pia-pia-no   Pia-no pia-no   Pia-pia-pia-no   Pia-pia-no      I am the music man   I come from down your way   And I can play   What can you play?   I play the bagpipes      Plays bagpipes to the tune of Scotland the Brave      Trombone!   Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa   Um-pa-pa um-pa-pa   Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa   Umpa-um-pa-pa      Piano!   Pia-pia-pia-no   Pia-no pia-no   Pia-pia-pia-no   Pia-pia-no      Woah woah woah woah (woooooo)   Yeah yeah yeah yeah (yeaaaa)   Oggy! Oggy! Oggy! (oi! oi! oi!)   Oggy! Oggy! Oggy! (oi! oi! oi!)      I am the music man   I come from down your way   And I can play   What can you play?   Match of the Day!      Plays Match of the Day      Bagpipes!   Plays bagpipes to the tune of Scotland the Brave      Trombone!   Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa   Um-pa-pa um-pa-pa   Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa   Umpa-um-pa-pa      Piano!   Pia-pia-pia-no   Pia-no pia-no   Pia-pia-pia-no   Pia-pia-no      I am the music man   I come from down your way   And I can play   What can you play?   Well, I play the Dambusters      Plays Dambusters      Match of the Day!   Plays Match of the Day      Bagpipes!   Plays bagpipes to the tune of Scotland the Brave      Trombone!   Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa   Um-pa-pa um-pa-pa   Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa   Umpa-um-pa-pa      Piano!   Pia-pia-pia-no   Pia-no pia-no   Pia-pia-pia-no   Pia-pia-no      Here we go (repeat x23)      I am the music man!