I had two jobs, I had dishwater hands   And on the weekend in a rock 'n' roll band   One Friday night in my hometown bar   In walked a girl who looked like a movie star      She stared at me and it was turning me on   She said she worked in a beauty salon   I heard a voice inside me say   She ain't pretty, she just looks that way      We made a date to go for a drink   I wore my jeans and she wore a mink   There was this misconception all over town   That she ate lonely guy heart by the pound      She said "Take me home, there won't be no fuss"   I said "Sure you got some change for the bus"   Watching her leave I heard the bartender say   "She ain't pretty, she just looks that way"      So, I called her up, her father was home   "Son, she's busy she can't come to the phone"   I held my breath then decided to wait   A guy like me doesn't get many dates      I fell in love with a model from hell   It took some time for my hormones to tell   That chasing her has been a grave mistake   She ain't pretty, she just looks that way      Her ego wrote checks incredibly fast   But her personality didn't have the cash   I laughed out loud to my total dismay   She ain't pretty, she just looks that way   She ain't pretty, she just looks that way      She ain't pretty   She ain't pretty   She ain't pretty   She ain't pretty, she just looks that way