Here's a story about surfer joe   He caught the big one, but he let it go   There's somebody satisfied with winning.      Back on the boardwalk there's moe the sleaze   Sells good things and aims to please   He's almost even but he doesn't mind a handout.      Come on down for a pleasure cruise   We're all going on a pleasure cruise   Come on down for a pleasure cruise   Plenty of women, plenty of booze.      Give your ticket to moe the sleaze   He's the one that's weak in the knees   His pants are baggy, but you can see them shaking.      I'll introduce you to surfer joe   He may be there, I really don't know   We can smoke garfong and watch him ride the big one.      Come on down for a pleasure cruise   We're all going on a pleasure cruise   Come on down for a pleasure cruise   Plenty of women, plenty of booze.      Come on down, come on down   Come on down, come on.      Here's a story about surfer joe   He caught the big one, and he let it go   There's somebody satisfied with winning.      Here's a story about surfer joe   He caught the big one, and he let it go   He's somebody satisfied with winning.   He's somebody.