Well, I came home late one night   And much to my surprise   I was thrown right across the kitchen floor   She hit me right between the eyes.   Now I'm living in the doghouse, doghouse   Doghouse, doghouse,   Doghouse, doghouse.      I was out with a friend of mine   We were feeling mighty fine   And we sure was movin' fast   And I didn't make it back on time   And she put me in the doghouse, doghouse   Doghouse, doghouse,   Doghouse, doghouse.      I had a big tall red with one of my friends   He was feeling mighty fine   When I came home late that night   She hit me right between the eyes   And she put me in the doghouse, doghouse   Doghouse, doghouse,   Doghouse, doghouse.      She put me in the doghouse,   Doghouse, doghouse,   I'm living in the doghouse,   Doghouse, doghouse,   Doghouse, doghouse.      So if you find yourself in a party mood   Let your conscience be your guide   Don't be like me and let lefty win   Or you'll find yourself outside   Living in the doghouse, doghouse   Doghouse, doghouse,   Doghouse, doghouse.