I got the honky tonk hiccups   Ready steady go   I got the honky tonk hiccups   Ready steady go   Honky tonk hiccups   Ready steady go   I found the cure on the hardwood floor      When I got home from work   I was feeling pretty fine   'Til I started getting hiccups 'round suppertime   Held my breath 'til I hit the floor   But the hiccups kept coming   Even more more more      I asked my baby to stand up on a chair   And when I wasn't looking   She would give me a scare   I drank a glass of water   And I blew into a bag   But the hiccups kept a-comin   A nag nag nag      I got the honky tonk hiccups   Ready steady go   I got the honky tonk hiccups   Ready steady go   Honky tonk hiccups   Ready steady go   I found the cure on the hardwood floor      Well I was feeling low   But my baby made me go   Down to the honky tonk and hillbilly show   An hour in the line-up   And I finally made the door   But the hiccups kept a-coming   Even more more more      First I heard the music   And then I felt a beat   And that's when I knew   That the hiccups would retreat   I headed for the dance floor   I really did my best   I did The Rump Jump   I guess the whiskey did the rest      I got the honky tonk hiccups   Ready steady go   I got the honky tonk hiccups   Ready steady go   Honky tonk hiccups   Ready steady go   I found the cure on the hardwood floor      Honky tonk hiccups   Ready steady go   I got the honky tonk hiccups   Ready steady go   Honky tonk hiccups   Ready steady go   I found the cure on the hardwood floor   I found the cure on the hardwood floor   The only cure is the hardwood floor   (Hic!)