It's hard to see the light   When the fridge door is closed   Tip-toe down the hall, open the door   Found out that God is a small sausage roll      I fall and I crawl and I break   And I'm dreaming of Avril Lavigne   Oh, devil eyes, short skirt and thighs   And I'm on my knees again      Santa Claus is green   He's not caffeine free   You want full fat   Fill that limousine   I got no fish, no car, no name      And adverts don't tell me what I need   He's green and not caffeine free   You want full fat   Fill that limousine   I got no fish, no car, no name, yeah      Don't read directly into the sun   And the skybox is rotting your brain   They maintain your antigrity, fill you up   Nothing more that you can do sometimes      I found the door   But my mind is naturally banana   I turn off the TV   So, I read a book about television      I put on my shoes, me coat   My hat and try to leave the house   But it?s all to much ?cause the grass is so green   So, I run back inside and I turn on the screen      He's green, he's not caffeine free   You want full fat   Fill that limousine   I got no fish, no car, no name      And adverts don't tell me what I need   He's green, he's not caffeine free   You want full fat   Fill that limousine   I got no fish, no car, no name, yeah      Santa Claus is green   He's not caffeine free   You want full fat   Fill that limousine   I got no fish, no car, no name      And adverts don't tell me what I need   He's green and not caffeine free   You want full fat   Fill that limousine   I got no fish, no car, no name      And adverts don't tell me what I need   He's green and not caffeine free   You want full fat   Fill that limousine   I got no fish, no car, no name