Ho, ho, ho, oh, Little Train, my little elf, another great Christmas   Ah, man, it's boring, it's boring, same thing every year   So, let's have a funky Christmas      Have a funky, funky Christmas   Have a funky, funky Christmas      New Kids On The Block, let's rock, it's Christmas time   We're gonna celebrate it with a rhyme   Danny D, are you ready? Ready as I'll ever be      Steady, you know it, Joey Joe is ready   Jordan and Jon, yeah, come on   We got a funky, funky Christmas going on      Have a funky, funky Christmas   Have a funky, funky Christmas      Funky Christmas and a funky New Year   I swear we got ourselves a party here   Girls on the floor, knows our posse at the door   Should I stop? Nah cool, here's more      Of this song, a funky Christmas melody   'Cause Jordan K feels oh so Christmasey   Throw your hands in the air, now pause   Kick the ballistics Santa Claus      Have a funky, funky Christmas   Have a funky, funky Christmas      Sneaking downstairs on Christmas Eve   I saw a sight that you just wouldn't believe   St. Nick, by the fireplace   Dusting off his beard with a frown on his face      He said, hay, said what? He said, you, I said what?   He said you left the fire burning and I burnt my box   So, now I've learned you've got to turn the fireplace down   So Santa won't get burned      Have a funky, funky Christmas   Have a funky, funky Christmas      Yo, MC Santa, you didn't know my boy Donny   Could play percussion, did you?   I didn't have a clue   Yeah, get busy Donny   Hey, check this out Little Train   Ho ho ho, ho ho   Ho ho ho, ho ho   Ho ho ho, ho ho   Ho ho ho, break it down      Have a funky, funky Christmas   Have a funky, funky Christmas      Slipping and sliding through the city streets   Of Bean Town, getting down to the Christmas beat   It's Danny D, I'm here with Christmas cheer   No feeling to end the party of the year      It's going, I'm showing fresh rhymes I'm throwing   It's snowing outside but we ho-ho-hoing   Santa's on the way, sleigh bells are ringing   Swinging, everybody start singing      Have a funky, funky Christmas   Have a funky, funky Christmas      It's Christmas, can you swing this?   Funky dope jam top on your Christmas list, do you dig this?   Boy, there ain't no twist, just something you wish for   And you almost missed, huh   Funky Christmas and a happy New Year   How could you be booing it, when Donnie D's doing it?      Have a funky, funky Christmas   Have a funky, funky Christmas      Ho, ho, ho, this is the MC Santa Claus and my elf, Little Train   Yeah, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas   We gonna kick the ballistics of our Christmas wishes   Where's my list?