Hey brother christian, with your high and mighty errand    Your actions speak so loud, I can't hear a word your saying    Hey sister bleeding heart, with all of your compassion    Your labors soothe the hurt, but can't assuage temptation       Hey man of science, with your perfect rules of measure    Can you improve this place with the data that you gather?    Hey mother mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?    Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?       And I want to conquer the world    Give all the idiots a brand new religion    Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness, and toil    Promote equality in all of my decisions    With a quick wink of the eye and a "God you must be joking"       Hey mister diplomat, with your worldly aspirations    Did you see your children cry when you left them at the station?    Hey moral soldier, you've got righteous proclamations    And precious tomes to fuel your pulpy conflagrations       And I want to conquer the world    Give all the idiots a brand new religion    Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness, and toil    Promote equality in all of my decisions       I want to conquer the world    Expose the culprits and feed them to the children    I'll do away with the air pollution    Then I'll save the whales    We'll have peace on earth and global communion       I want to conquer the world    I want to conquer the world    I want to conquer the world    I want to conquer the world