I bought a product they should not have sold   I called the helpline, they put me on hold   I've been waiting for an hour   Now my phone's losing power and I'm gonna explode      I hear how may I help you today?   I know a very rude answer but I'm wondering, hey      What if everybody talked like my friend Jesus   If everybody loved like my friend Jesus   If everyone forgave like my friend Jesus   It would give the world a new beginning   What if this is like an early inning?      I state my business, she puts me on hold   I'm back to thinking I'm gonna explode   And the dog wants dinner   And the music they're playing is the soundtrack of hell      You say two wrongs don't make a right   Just try listening to Celine Dion all night      But if everybody talked like my friend Jesus   If everybody loved like my friend Jesus   If everyone forgave like my friend Jesus   If we want to mend world relations   Surely I can show a little patience      I've been waiting around for this world to change   Another day cut loose, another lame excuse   I've got the why and how to start here and now      Then my cellphone drops the call and I spew out vitriol   And as my fist goes through the wall   A voice says be the change you wanna see      'Cause if everybody talked like my friend Jesus   If everybody loved like my friend Jesus   If everyone forgave like my friend Jesus   What a changed world this could be      If everybody talked like my friend Jesus   If everybody loved like my friend Jesus   If everyone forgave like my friend Jesus   What a changed world this could be   Starting now maybe I can start a change in me