Here's a story of an honest man losing religion   Climbing the pulpit steps before an eager congregation   The while praying came a wicked inspiration   Brothers, sisters this is what he said:      Dearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved   (Make no mistake, despite our traits, I've seldom seen evidence of genes)   I can't relate to you, I can't relate to you!      He was the kind of guy who'd always go right out of his way   But more before that crazy notion leapt right into his head   And stubbornly crept into every mad perception   I can't deny a funny feeling when he said:      Dearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved   I can't relate to you, I can't relate to you!      Dearest in memoriam - set phasers to stun   And grab yourself a neighbors' skeleton to lean upon   Did you know him in life - one filled with regret   So soon we all forget - we ever met      Do you know my name - sing a light refrain   For a man estranged - I won't deny that I'm inclined to isolate      Dearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved   I can't relate to you, I can't relate to you!   I can't relate to you, I can't relate to you, I can't relate to you!