ADAM BRAND AND MELINDA SCHNEIDER      ADAM: you're always in the fridge or on the phone   MELINDA: how the hell would you know, you're never home   A: I go to work to keep this family fed   M: good try pal but you wont even get out of bed      A: i cant belive you spent that much on shoes   M: Look, I got them on sale and you'll never know the money I save you   A: Well I spose you brought a bag, a dress and a hat   M: well you've got your race car, want to talk about that      (A talking: na no not really)      Both: CHORUS: you look so darn cute when you're mad,   you melt away my troubled heart and you dont seem so bad   when I see that twinkle in your eye   we take the phone off the hook and put the kids to bed   forget what we said   and love away the night      M: your always on the couch watching football   A: Bring me a beer and keep it down will ya   I dont wanna miss the score   M: Just like you missed our anniversary   A: well Im sorry babe but you should have reminded me      (M Talking: as usual)      Chorus      both:you drive me insane, babe dont ever change   A:I like you that way      Chrous