[FIRST REPORTER]   Guarda! It's Guido Contini!      [GUIDO]   Oh my God!      [GUIDO AND LUISA]   Reporters!      [REPORTERS AND SPA PEOPLE]   Guido Contini! Guido Contini! Guido Contini!   Guido Contini is here at the spa!      Not since Charlie Chaplin has there   Ever been   A film director like this-Guido    Contini!      Everything he does gets world    Attention   Whether it's a hit or a miss-Guido   Contini!      He writes the script!      He writes the score!      He's the director!      And even more   He's a consummate actor!      [SECOND REPORTER]   So what's your new film about, Guido?      [GUIDO]   I do not discuss a script until I've finished writing it!      [THIRD REPORTER]   Your producer claims you haven't even started it.      [GUIDO]   That's ridiculous! Where is she?      [THIRD REPORTER]   In Paris.      [SECONF REPORTER]   Trying to find you.      [FIRST REPORTER]   Does your wife know you're travelling with this woman?      [GUIDO]   This is my wife.      [CARLA]   Guido...!      [GUIDO]   Carla! My God! What're you doing here in Venice?      [CARLA]   I had to see you right away. I'm staying at the Albergo   Caldo, numero cinque-cinque-      [GUIDO]   Cinque-cinque.      [CARLA]   I have wonderful news, I'll be waiting!      [LUISA]   Guido, was that Carla?      [GUIDO]   Carla? No-no my love-I told you, that's all over with.      [CLAUDIA]   Guido...!      [GUIDO]   Claudia! I've been trying to reach you! I need you for my film!      [OUR LADY OF THE SPA]   Signor Contini, telephone, line seven; it's from Paris!      [GUIDO]   Claudia?      [LILIANE LA FLEUR]   No, it's Liliane, your producer. Remember me?      [GUIDO]   Oh yes.      [LILIANE]   I still haven't seen a script! What are you doing in Venice?      [GUIDO]   Well, I'm, I'm...scouting locations!      [LILIANE]   I see! That must mena that the film's going to shot   in Venice. Thanks for telling me. I'll see you tomorrow.      [GUIDO]   Wonderful.      [REOPRTERS AND SPA PEOPLE]   No task too big!      [GUIDO]   So she's coming here!      [REOPRTERS AND SPA PEOPLE]   No task too small!      [GUIDO]   Now what do I do?      [REOPRTERS AND SPA PEOPLE]   He sketches costumes!      [GUIDO]   I'll go to Paris!      [REOPRTERS AND SPA PEOPLE]   And that's not all   He writes the subtitles!      [OUR LADY OF THE SPA]   Signor Contini, telephone, line five,   it's the Hollywood reporter!      [GUIDO]   Luisa, please help me!