Let me tell you about a friend   She contends she will always love me      It's this ability to lie and deceive   That has lost me completely      La la la la   La la la la      I could remind her of the facts   Make her calm down and relax but why bother      It's the shallowest defense   To my utter astonishment it is over      That little girl she wants to leave me   That little girl wants something more      I'm optimistically inclined   Given time she'll change her mind, it's unlikely      Let me tell you about a friend   She contends she will always love me      If you look at her sideways she will let you know   Today's the day the earth stole Heaven      If you look at her sideways she will curse you out   Today's the day the earth stole Heaven      If you look at her sideways   There can be no doubt, it's over   It's over