It's not 'cause I wouldn't   It's not 'cause I shouldn't   And, you know darn well, it's not 'cause I couldn't   It's simply because I'm the laziest gal in town      My poor heart is achin'   To bring home some bacon   And if I find myself alone and forsaken   It's simply because, I'm the laziest gal in town      Though I'm more than willing to learn   How these gals get so much extra money to burn   Every little proposition I just turn it down   Way down, yeah      It's not 'cause I wouldn't   It's not 'cause I shouldn't, honey   And you know, that it's not 'cause I couldn't   It's simply because I'm the laziest, the laziest gal in town