Why does she need him for a father?   Not only maidens can occupy my shack   Gluing my manhood towards a manhole   Like Pepe Le Pew would say, hey, hey, hey, we clash!      I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly spayed   I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly      She laughs about it   Shrinking inflections if the wind blows just right   Jacking themselves off polyester   I wanna jump, this isn't right, hey, when am I getting it back?      I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly spayed   I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly      I don't know why   I got a joke too silly to say   Don't touch the balls   I got a dick, dick, hear my fucking hate      I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly spayed   I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly      If you're wondering it's gaining monthly   Fiberglass insulated disguised as cotton candy   Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate   Feeling can't help me romp      Bill just fuck me, take me anal   Billy's slit reminds me of someone   I'm sick of paying for the Love Boat   Toni and Tennille, Sonny, Bono, Charo   Had a nice set of lungs      I got my diddly spayed, I got my liberty   I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly spayed      I got no house   Nowhere they fall   I got a hit, hit      Well, you can't live, I got my diddly spayed   I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly spayed   I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly spayed   I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly