Teenage angst has paid off well   Now I'm bored and old   Self-appointed judges judge   More than they have sold      If she floats then she is not   A witch like we had thought   A down payment on another one   At Salem's lot      Serve the servants, oh no   Serve the servants, oh no   Serve the servants, oh no   Serve the servants   That legendary divorce is such a bore      As my bones grew they did hurt   They hurt really bad   I tried hard to have a father   But instead I had a Dad      I just want you to know that   I don't hate you anymore   There is nothing I could say   That I haven't thought before      Serve the servants, oh no   Serve the servants, oh no   Serve the servants, oh no   Serve the servants   That legendary divorce is such a bore      Serve the servants, oh no   Serve the servants, oh no   Serve the servants, oh no   Serve the servants, oh no   Serve the servants, oh no   Serve the servants, oh no   Serve the servants   That legendary divorce is such a bore