Well, I'm rumbling in this JCB   I'm 5 years old and my dad's a giant, sitting beside me   And engine rattles my bum like berserk   While we're singing   Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work      And my dad's probably had a bloody hard day   But he's been good fun and bubbling and joking away   And the procession of cars stuck behind   Are getting all impatient and angry but we don't mind      And we're holding up the bypass   Me and my dad having a top laugh   Sitting on the tool box   And I'm so glad I'm not in school bus   So glad I'm not in school, oh no      And we pull over to let cars pass   And pull off again speeding by this summer green grass   And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digger   Like Zoids or Transformers or maybe even bigger      And I wanna transform into a tyrannosaurus rex   And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets   And I'll tell all my mates, my dad's "B.A." Baracus   Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckers      And we're holding up the bypass   Me and my dad having a top laugh   Sitting on the tool box   And I'm so glad I'm not in school bus   So glad I'm not in school      And we're holding up the bypass   Me and my dad having a top laugh   I'm sitting on the tool box   And I'm so glad I'm not in school bus   So glad I'm not in school      Said, I'm Luke, I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee   Drives me around in his JCB   I'm Luke, I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee   Drives me around in his JCB      I'm Luke, I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee   Drives me around in his JCB   I'm Luke, I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee   Drives me around      And we're holding up the bypass   Me and my dad having a top laugh   And I'm sitting on the toolbox   And I'm so glad I'm not in school bus   So glad I'm not in school      All I said, I'm Luke, I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee   Drives me around in his JCB   I'm Luke, I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee   Drives me around in his      I'm Luke, I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee   Drives me around in his JCB   I'm Luke, I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee   Drives me around in his JCB