Drinkin' all night long to sad country songs   It's driving me insane   Well, I'm drownin' my fears in cheap American beer   I'm lookin' for somebody to blame      Head for the mountains, go for the gusto   You only go 'round once in life   Well, I'm wastin' my time on long drunken drives   Makin' up excuses for an angry wife      Now I'm cruisin' down I-75   Throwin' my empties at the wrong way signs   I'm so wasted, I can't see shit   And it don't get no better than this   It don't get no better than this   It don't get no better than this   It don't get no better than this      What in the hell am I doing in this cell?   Get drunk and start a fight?   Well, one thing's for certain, the way my head is hurtin'   Feels like I hit a bus last night      Then it all came back, like one big crash   Rammin' God's children head-on   Well, what can I say, it never happens this way   In all those old Red Sovine songs      I'm cruisin' down I-75   Throwin' my empties at the wrong way signs   I'm so wasted, I can't see shit   And it don't get no better than this   It don't get no better than this   It don't get no better than this   It don't get no better than this, yeah      When I was a kid I'd see beer commercials on TV   Girls, good times, havin' fun   Now I'm outside a Pik-Pak, tryin' to grab a 12-pack   Couldn't wait till I was 21      Now I'm only as bold   As I'm told by a drunken society   Now there's more blood on my can of Bud   Than there ever was in me      Now I'm cruisin' down I-75   Throwin' my empties at the wrong way signs   I'm so wasted, I can't see shit   And it don't get no better than this   It don't get no better than this   It don't get no better than this   It don't get no better than this