YOU BEEYATCH, YOU ARE A GAY BASTARD, HAHAHA!      Kiss my hairy ass,   I'll see you in class,   I can see through you   Your lies are like glass,      There is no way   You are not gay,   Even though that's   Not what you say.      CHORUS:      Fag fag fag,   Pukin in a plastic bag,   Your momma was a slutty hag,   Posing in a porno mag.   YOU'RE A FAG!      It's easy to deny,   That you're in love with another guy,   But you like shopping and you like ballet,   Just admit you're gay.      (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)