Damsel in distress is quite submissive   Look how sun burnt my vanity is   Effeminate human creature   Superficial, seducing detour      I'm goin' to the mall for the cookie cutter   The ugly duckling will always suffer   Contaminated standards, don't try to fight it   I better get back on my diet      Obsessed with the beauty contest   Beauty contest   How'd my vanity get such a mess?   Beauty contest   I'm obsessed      Reduce myself, I got the strict restrictions   Not sexy enough without the regulations   A melting point countdown the fading features   Born to blossom and bloom to perish      Obsessed with the beauty contest   Beauty contest   Oh, I've got to get out of this mess   Beauty contest   I'm obsessed      And I've fallen, I can't help myself   I'm feelin' envious of all the rest   You're bringin' out the lemming in me   A victim of the cattle call disease   Not easy to be me   I feel swollen      Obsessed with the beauty contest   Beauty contest   How'd my vanity get such a mess?   Obsessed with the beauty contest      Obsessed with the beauty contest   Beauty contest   I've got to get out of this mess   Obsessed with the beauty contest      Obsessed with the beauty contest   Beauty contest   How'd my vanity get such a mess?   Caught up in the beauty contest      Caught up in the beauty contest   Caught up in the beauty contest   Caught up in the beauty contest   Caught up in the beauty contest      And I feel swollen   How'd my vanity get such a mess?   My vanity's a mess