I thought you were the one when I heard holidays in the sun come   From your bedroom but my mind started to stray when I saw youth of today   Mixed with your singles what's with this underdog   And this gnr ep? I don't think hanoi rocks   And I don't want your paul stanley next to my subhumans gatefold   I'm not trying to be a jerk but I don't think this record mergers gonna work      But when I saw christ on parade, and this is boston, not la   I knew you were the one   I knew you were for me when I saw the first vandals ep   I found snfu and cool I owned that record too   Seems we both had social unrest and sung "she's a pervert nurse"   We both had the first pressing of how could hell be any worse      So now we got two earth ads and we got two killing jokes   We got two adolescents two peni's and two the crews   We got two someone got their head kicked ins   We got two declines, two damaged   And two jelous agains, I knew you were the one      When I saw machine gun etiquette   I knew you were the one when I saw the peace war comp   We got two articles of faith, 31 minutes of group sex   We got a couple of avengers, and a pair of out of steps   We got 2 what we do is secret, we got 2 tsol's   We got 2 freedom of choices we got two three hits from   Hells   I knew you were the one