All my neighbors are fast asleep   And I can't find anything to drink   The McKenzie's drank all the grain alcohol   So I'm headed down the street to first call   Me and the Bads were staying up late   Kitty and Victor got dropped from the plate   But no one was contented with the Wednesday wassail   So I said it's only four short blocks to first call   Not a walk of shame it's a walk of pride   Peoples goin' to work while we're getting cockeyed   The sun's coming up and the drinks are goin' down   So shut the fuck up and I'll get the next round      6am, we'll start all over again   No one applying the brakes   We'll stop the sweats and the shakes   We're gonna eat pickled egg   We're gonna see Toby Jeg   We're not gonna let sun light have effect on our fun      It smells like bleach, adult diapers and mold   And everyone around me's over 60 years old   But we're gonna share the next hour or two   We all got each other and nothing better to do   Irish coffee, and Irish car bomb   A fat drunk jew starts singing this song   I take a closer look and the fat guy is me   So I buy him a shot, and he buys me back three      6am, we'll start all over again   No one applying the brakes   We'll stop the sweats and the shakes   We're gonna eat pickled egg   We're gonna hang with Dave Gregg   We're not gonna let sun light help decide when we're done      All my neighbors are fast asleep   And I can't find anything to drink   The Loved Ones drank all of my alcohol   So I'm gonna be the very first one at first call