Hotdog In A Hallway Lyrics by NOFX
Album : Heavy Petting Zoo
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She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double Reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her

She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's why I love her

I'm her butter she' my bread
She's like a mobile water bed
And when I got on top of her
I can't touch the mattress

And when her flesh begins to sag
She's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
She's my insulation

I always know just where she sat
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That's why I love her

She's my Phillie I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale
That's why I love her

She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double Reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her
She'll have another piece of pie   She'll have a double Reuben rye   She works hard at eating well   That's why I love her      She's got a couple of pony kegs   Her arms are bigger than my legs   And when she holds me I can't breathe   That's why I love her      I'm her butter she' my bread   She's like a mobile water bed   And when I got on top of her   I can't touch the mattress      And when her flesh begins to sag   She's like a human sleeping bag   I feel so cozy safe and warm   She's my insulation      I always know just where she sat   And when she's on me I get flat   Some broken ribs a punctured lung   That's why I love her      She's my Phillie I'm her stud   Her bean is bigger than my pud   It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale   That's why I love her      She'll have another piece of pie   She'll have a double Reuben rye   She works hard at eating well   That's why I love her