Mideast vacation         I used to watch "highway patrol"   Whittlin' with my knife   But the thought never struck me   I'd be black and white for life   I was raised on law and order   I a community of strife   Became a restless boarder   And I never took a wife.      I went lookin' for khaddafi   Aboard air force one   But I never did find him   And the c.i.a. said son,   You'll never be a hero   Your flyin' days are done   It's time for you to go home now   Stop sniffin' that smokin' gun.      I was travellin' with my family   In the mideast late one night   In the hotel all was quiet   The kids were out like little lights   Then the street was filled with jeeps   There was an explosion to the right   They chanted "death to america"   I was feelin' like a fight.      So I ran downstairs   And out into the street   Someone kicked me in the belly   Someone else kissed my feet   I was rambo in the disco   I was shootin' to the beat   When they burned me in effigy   My vacation was complete.