Mindy, your dad is crazy    He said he’d break my fingers    if I went on after you    But really, he’s kind of funny    He told me he ate Zingers as    I could if I want to      Mindy, your car is slower than mine    We race them all the time    And I could always beat you    But I love you so I let you win    (I don’t think so)    No? (No, I don’t think so) No?    But it doesn’t matter anyway ‘cause      You are the one who picks me up when I am down    You’re the answer to my questions,    You’re a wall around this town       It’s so sad for the others because    they will never see    They’ll never feel like me    As warm and safe as I do    a burning arrow straight through    And there will never be another girl like you      Mindy you are the best thing    ever to happen to me    You put up with my stupid ways    And that’s not the easiest thing to do    For a minute or two,    not to mention for the rest of our lives!   It’s so sad for them, but it’s so good for me    I cry for them, then I laugh for me.