Knock on the door, it?s early morning   Man in a suit says he wants to talk to me   About the big JC, who the fuck is he?      Each time that he takes a bible   Says he was a man just like you and me   Oh, woo pee dee      I don?t like his suit and I don?t like his tie   And I don?t like the fact he?s so happy   It can?t be for me, the big JC      Sometimes the wheels fall off   And sometimes you can?t get up   And sometimes I just sit and think   And I don?t talk much      Sometimes the world moves fast   And sometimes you can?t keep up   And sometimes I just sit and think   And I don?t think much, no I don?t think much   No I don?t think much      Boy on the pavement, he?s looking a picture   He looks like the eighties, Oh why did it happen to me?   Twice in a life time now, twice in a life time Lord      My teenage years tryna not look like   Somebody like him, but what can I do?      Shoulder pads and belts, Morten Harket in tights   Oh, I?m sorry they?re jeans, how did ya get them on?   Will they ever come off? Will they ever come off?      Sometimes the wheels fall off   And sometimes you can?t get up   And sometimes I just sit and think   And I don?t talk much      Sometimes the world moves fast   And sometimes you can?t keep up   And sometimes I just sit and think   And I don?t think much, no I don?t think much   No I don?t think much      Knock on the door, it?s early evening, it?s dangerous Dave   He?s come to break my house ?cos he?s a dangerous sod   But I like him a lot      And we talk about music and we talk about friends   Before we realize that we don?t know much about either of them   And that?s the way things are between Dave and me      Shoulder pads and belts, Morten Harket in tights   Oh, I?m sorry they?re jeans, but how did ya get them on?   Will they ever come off? Will they ever come off?      Sometimes the world moves fast   And sometimes you can?t get up   And sometimes I just sit and think   And I don?t talk much      Sometimes the wheels fall off   And sometimes you can?t get up   And sometimes I just sit and think   And I don?t think much, no I don?t think much   No I don?t think much, no I don?t think much   No I don?t think much