It starts with a kiss, put your lips to this.....   I see those bitches rocking, through the scope of my sniper rifle,   I shoulda brought the Uzi those disel dykes are fucking frightful,   If only they were hot, that shit would be delightful,   Those mud-flaps are terrible, I've got a scalpel   Slice and dice so I can eat it with an apple      Chorus   I see her munching on the rug, she'll be eaten steadily   The other bitch will be cumming readily,   I'm a homophobe, pop two shells,   Drop'em like dead meat      I followed these bitches home, all the way from the skydome,   There they were makin' out, here they'll be taken out,   After being eaten out, and beaten out.   Cause I'm a Beat Officer, and I'm on patrol,   Ready to roll, pounding your hole,   Rocking your slot in a preschool parking lot.   Yo, DJ McThuggalot!      [DJ McThuggalot]   -I love these hoesssssssssssssss      Chorus      I used to date the blonde one, but I turned her gay,   Now shes eating sushi, muffdiving down on the bay,   Like two lesbos in a closet, they make a liquor cabnet,   I pop out of that shit, stabbin' it, STABBIN' it!   I burn the house down, like a bar-be-que of eaten mound,   It burns to the ground.      Chorus      The desire to kill fulfilled, and I fulfilled those bitches    After I killed 'em    Llike a cum dumpster, I pummelled her,   She was foaming at the mouth, and at the lips   So believe me when I say, 'put your lips to this'      Chorus      [DJ McThuggalot]   I love these hoessssssssssssss