[Intro]   Yo, it's Scrooge... Scrooge   Scrooge is up in here...ho ho ho!!!      [Chorus]   I wish you a merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new religion   I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new year      [Verse]   Jesus ain't nuttin but a corpse to me, who is he   Come over G and a pair of scrotums hangin off the tree   Choke the Messiah, chop off your member   And then I'll roast your nuts over an open fire   Your jiggolo's big piccolo stick'll grow   When I'm swappin spit with a hoe under the missile toe   Yo, I'll get under this chicks clothes   You'll be one dead slob after your neck's clogged with egg nog, choke   The night before Christmas, you're feelin the essence   Break in your crib, I got a posse of midgets stealin your presents   Right through the chimney, you think we're rotten   We're takin everything you got, kid down to every stinking stocking   Robbin' you in a Santa suit, strippin you like a dancer's boot   Santa Clause is dead, you'll die from cancer, duke   I'm Dreamin of a White Christmas, I sniff this 8-ball of coke   Then knock on your door like Jehovah Witness, holdin a biscuit   Leave you a bleeding sinner   I'm hunting randier, Rudolf will get eaten for dinner   He got a red nose gushing from all the bullet holes   I got a deer cookin, don't stuff yourself full of rolls   While the world's infested with diseases   Let's be happy, kick back and celebrate the death of Jesus   The miricle on 44th street, is now on 42nd street   When Mrs. Clause is suckin raw meat   To the records beat, so suck my candy cane 'till I need a vasectomy   Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse   'Cause you're all dead   There's air in the room but none of you are breathing it out      [Chorus]   Merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new religion   I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new year   I said violent night, unholy night      [Outro]   On the first day of Christmas, I do my savory   Your cartilage is teared, G      I'm Scrooge, you all die!!!   ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HO HOEESSS!!!