Well it could have been a Sunday   Or it could have been the next day   Or it could have been any day at all   And it could have been a good day   Or a very very bad day   When you made your grand arrival, I can recall      But if I know you   You'll come sailing through the starlight in the blue   And if I know you   There'll be something that you do   Nobody else could even contemplate, it's true   If I know you      Madonna's in the bathroom   Madonna's in the redroom   Holy Virgin Mary, come to my aid   I'm sinking while you're swimming   Losing while you're winning   Everything i've given, you give away      And if I know you   You'll come sailing through the starlight in the blue   And if I know you, you'll swim   You could never drown if someone pushed you in   And if I know you   There'll be something that you do   Nobody else could even contemplate, it's true   If I know you