Mr. Telephone man   There's something wrong with my line,   When I dial my baby's number   I get a click everytime   Mr. Telephone Man   There's something wrong with my line   When I dial my baby's number   I get a click every time      When I dial 611 to be at service   She said "Hello may I help you    please?"   I told her something must be wrong   With my phone   Cause my baby wouldn't hang up    on me      Mr. Telephone Man   There something wrong with my line   When I dial my baby's number I get a    Click every time      Mr. Telephone Man   There something wrong with my line   When I dial my baby's number I get a    Click every time      She let the phone ring 20 times   Before she answered   Let me tell you what happened then (ah)   A minute later I got the operator   Saying please hang up and place    Your call again      Mr. Telephone Man   There's something wrong with   My line   When I dial my baby's number   I get a click everytime   Mr. Telephone Man,   Something's wrong with my line   I try to dial her number   I get a click everytime      Some strange man is on the    telephone (the telephone)   He keeps telling me my baby   Aint home (that she's not home)   She ain't got no party line (Oo Oo)   This situation's blowing my mind (Oo Oo)   Oh, I just can't take it anymore      Please operator   See what you can do,   I dialed the right number   But I still couldn't get through   Could you just check the line    Just one more time if you can   I'm pretty sure her phone    Wouldn't be answered by no man      Mr. Telephone Man   There's something wrong with   My line   When I dial my baby's number   I get a click everytime   Mr. Telephone Man,   Something's wrong with my line   I try to dial her number   I get a click everytime      Must be a bad connection   I give her my love and affection   I just can't take this no more   This situation's blowing my mind   blowing my mind   Can't get my baby on the line      I tried dialing information (Mr. Telephone Man)   I can't get no cooperation (Mr. Telephone Man)   Cause he's still on the phone telling me my baby   Aint at home   Come on baby I just can't take it any more      Help me out    please Mr. Telephone Man   Help me out    please Mr. Telephone Man