Sad day for Sheila with her jellyfish smile   Contemplating all the choices she made   I have to admit when she decided she would leave   You couldn't wipe the smile off of my face      She finally found her way home    To find that all she'd left is gone      Pictures of herself on the walls wearing nothing   I guess just to try to fit in    You have to agree she was all sixes and sevens   But that doesn't ever add up to ten      She finally found her way home    To find that all she'd left is gone      You know the crazy bitch   Would never back down an inch   Or admit that she would cheat on her man   The word was getting around   It was time to leave town   She took a hint and unexpectedly ran      She finally found her way home    To find that all she'd left is gone   She finally found her way home    To find that all she'd left is gone