Well, I've had this secret   And I feel it's time that you should know   When I'm in your arms it turns me on      But I've got a conscience too   And it says my heart's never in tune   With anything I do      So this is the last time that I'll hold your hand   I want to kiss you on the mouth and tell you   I'm your biggest fan, I'm your biggest fan      I've had this secret   And now it's time that you should know   I was wrong to string you along      But circulating the streets in the pulsing heat   I scoured your town, completely aroused   And making love to your memory      So this is the last time that I'll hold your hand   I want to kiss you on the mouth and tell you   I'm your biggest fan      This is the last time that I'll hold your hand   I want to kiss you on the mouth and tell you   I'm your biggest fan      Sad minion of mine, don't be so unkind   I know I stole your coat, you can have this song I wrote   I've just crossed the line from fashion to crime   But it's such a perfect fit when I am wearing it      Sad minion of mine, don't be so unkind   I know I stole your coat, you can have this song I wrote   I've just crossed the line from fashion to crime      So this is the last time that I'll hold your hand   I want to kiss you on the mouth and tell you   I'm your biggest fan      This is the last time that I'll hold your hand   I want to kiss you on the mouth and tell you   I'm your biggest fan      This is the last time that I'll hold your hand   I wanna kiss you on the mouth and tell you   I'm your biggest fan, I'm your biggest fan