CHORUS:   It was a bad idea   but I had to follow through   she had no idea what i wanted to do   it was a bad idea   but i had to hit it anyway   DOUG:   Candy caught my eye when she walked by lookin' like a freak   i leaned over kissed her on the cheek   i was being careful not to move too fast   but she smiled when i gave her a backstage pass   a real star fucker, she put me to the test   then i noticed Doug Ray tattooed on her breast   i thought i was blessed to meet this treat   candy had a place right down the street   it didn't take long to achieve my goal   and i lost control of mind, body and soul   CHORUS   KAZ:   let me tell you how i got my pumas stolen   it was a summer day and the sky was golden   i was having a slice down on university   and in comes a cutie, about 5 foot 3   caught her checking me out so i flashed a smile   introduced myself cause thats my style   she said "yeah i know you, i love your CD"   "i know all your rhymes, you're my favorite MC"   quick to the point no time at all   snuck on in to her residence hall   in ten minutes flat we were both butt naked   kid was screaming and yelling yo i just couldn't take it   her roommate got pissed while we fucked in her bed   bitch stole my pumas while i was getting head   CHORUS   WHITE OWL:   i cant believe im never ever gonna see you again   you were more than a lover, you was also a friend   the things i learned, in just one night   when i say goodbye, it'll be alright, alright, alright!   now people let me tell you 'bout this girl Suzanne   met her at the bar and i was like god damn!   she didn't have a man, no drink in her hand   bought her a shot and took her back to the van   she was tall, slim and tan. A White Owl fan   asked if i would take part in some perverted plan?   she dropped her skirt, she had another head   i lost my pride in that groupie's bed   CHORUS (till end)