Do you have the time to listen to me whine    About nothing and everything all at once    I am one of those    Melodramatic fools    Neurotic to the bone    No doubt about it       Sometimes I give myself the creeps    Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me    It all keeps adding up    I think I'm cracking up    Am I just paranoid?    I'm just stoned       I went to a shrink    To analyze my dreams    She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down    I went to a whore    He said my life's a bore    And quit my whining cause it's bringing her down       Grasping to control    So you better hold on