Well, there was a man who lived in a shed   Spent most of his days out of his head   For his shed was rotten let in the rain   Said it was enough to drive any man insane      When it rained   He felt so bad   When it snowed he felt just simply sad      Well, there was a girl who lived nearby   Whenever he saw her he could only simply sigh   But she lived in a house so very big and grand   For him it seemed like some very distant land      So when he called her   His shed to mend   She said, "I'm sorry you'll just have to find a friend"      Well, this story is not so very new   But the man is me, yes and the girl is you   So leave your house come into my shed   Please stop my world from raining through my head      Please don't think   I'm not your sort   You'll find that sheds are nicer than you thought