Next and 50   (Uh-huh)   Next and 50   Next and 50   Next and 50      Yo, yo my imagination is more vivid than life   Playboy November issue page three was my wife   I ain't never had a problem with going for dough   I did a Jordan in the box I grew it myself   I go up and down like a merry go round   Visions of some splash   I touch on myself when ain't no shorties to touch me   After this joint half the hood gon' want to fuck me      I can imagine you're here   In your Vicky panties and brassier yeah   It's like your sexy moans I hear   Got a player gettin' wet down there, I swear   I close my eyes and when you appear   Me on top you on top even from the rear yeah   Call in sick to work   Can't get worse, damn I'm a jerk      I'm all alone and I'm trippin' my girl   I keep on missin   Got me fiendin' for the kitten   I call but she don't listen   I make the decision to handle my own business   Back and forth with the rhythm   Till I make the jizm   I'm a jerk      I e-mailed you, tried the cell too   Tried to contact you   But I failed too   Pants swelled too   What should I do?   Touch myself?   When I thought about you      Yo, yo at the end of the road   Home sick than being sick of home   I'd rather have a short to help me   Then do it on my own   Check me out I'd rather beat my own dick than trick   That's a quote from big I take it back ya dig?   I play the block to get my work off   D's come I murk off   Do a bid for rape fuck that I'd rather jerk off   Listen time's money so I'm only into quickies   I'm not a pretty boy so I ain't never been picky   I make it real easy for you to bop to this   Man I pop the Cris and I rock the wrist   New CL 500 I'mma cop this shit   It only come hard top so I'mma chop this shit   Ballers they don't chase chicks they chase chips   Champagne you take sips they guzzle the shit   Only a selected few can rock to this   Kaygee, 50 Cent, Next, ya stoppin' this?      I'm all alone and I'm trippin' my girl   I keep on missin   Got me fiendin' for the kitten   I call but she don't listen   I make the decision to handle my own business   Back and forth with the rhythm   Till I make the jizm   I'm a jerk      I'm all alone and I'm trippin' my girl   I keep on missin   Got me fiendin' for the kitten   I call but she don't listen   I make the decision to handle my own business   Back and forth with the rhythm   Till I make the jizm   I'm a jerk      Loving me like me   Especially when wife be acting funny   Cause it don't need for no money   And it can be so lovely   Take your hand and aim to please   Don't drip a drip on your Dungarees   Take a towel and cover your jeans   Move it back and forth 'till you see babies      I'm all alone and I'm trippin' my girl   I keep on missin   Got me fiendin' for the kitten   I call but she don't listen   I make the decision to handle my own business   Back and forth with the rhythm   Till I make the jizm   I'm a jerk      I'm all alone and I'm trippin' my girl   I keep on missin   Got me fiendin' for the kitten   I call but she don't listen   I make the decision to handle my own business   Back and forth with the rhythm   Till I make the jizm   I'm a jerk      I'm a jerk, if your a jerk   How do it work?   Show me how you move it back and forth now baby   For the guys and the girls   Move it all around now work, oh yeah