First: I tried to kill it with a hammer   thought that I could lose   the head   sure! We've eaten off the silver   when even the food was against us   and then I tried to kill it in the bed   Second: I gagged it with a pillow   but awoke the nuns inside my head   they pound their goddy-goddy fists   from the inside-so from the outside   I got good: I stuck it. Dead   Thirdly: I put my lips upon it   And blew a frost across   its flat   I wrote upon its outside-surface   "Tonite we're on the outside surface"   Just you and me girl: You and me and the fat