Everybody's got a room   Everybody's got a room   Everybody's got a room in God's hotel   Everybody's got a room      You'll never see a sign hanging on the door   Sayin', 'There ain't no rooms available here anymore'      Everybody's got wings   Everybody's got wings   Everybody's got wings in God's hotel   Everybody's got wings      You'll never see a sign hanging on the door   Sayin', 'At no time my both feet leave the floor in this hotel anymore'      Everybody got a harp   Everybody got a harp   Everybody's got a harp in God's hotel   Everybody's got a harp      You'll never see a sign hanging on the wall   Sayin', 'There ain't no harplin' allowed in here anymore'      Everybody holds a hand   Everybody holds a hand   Everybody holds a hand in God's hotel   Everybody holds a hand      You'll never see the sign hanging on the door   Sayin', 'There's absolutely [Incomprehensible] in this hotel anymore'      Everybody is blind   Everybody is dumb   Everybody's dumb and blind in God's hotel   Everybody is blind      You'll never see a sign hanging on the door   'Cause blind people can't see anyway in that hotel anymore      Everybody is deaf   Everybody is deaf   Everybody is deaf in God's hotel   Everybody is deaf      You'll never see a sign hanging on the bathroom wall   Sayin', 'There's no deaf people allowed in here anymore'      Everybody plays piano   Everybody plays piano   Everybody plays piano in God's hotel   Everybody plays piano      You'll never see a sign hanging on the door      Everybody got heaven   Everybody got heaven   Everybody got heaven in God's hotel   Everybody got heaven      You'll never see a sign scribbled on that toilet wall   Sayin', 'Rosy you'll get your heaven, dial 686 444'