We've laid the cables and the wires   We've split the wood and stoked the fires   We've lit our town so there is no   Place for crime to hide   Our little church is painted white   And in the safety of the night      We all go quiet as a mouse   For the word is out   That God is in the house      God is in the house   God is in the house   No cause for worry now   God is in the house      Moral sneaks in the White House   Computer geeks in the school house   Drug freaks in the crack house   We don't have that stuff here   We have a tiny little force   But we need them of course      For the kittens in the trees   And at night we are on our knees   As quiet as a mouse   For God is in the house      God is in the house   God is in the house   And no one's left in doubt   God is in the house      Homos roamin' the streets in packs   Queer bashes with tyre jacks   Lesbian counter attacks   That stuff is for the big cities   Our town is very pretty   We have a pretty little square   We have a woman for a mayor   Our policy is firm but fair   Now that God is in the house      God is in the house   God is in the house   Any day now He'll come out   God is in the house      Well meaning little therapists   Goose steppin' twelve steppin' te totalitarianism   The tipsy, the reelin' and the drop down pissed   We got no time for that stuff here   Zero crime and no fear   And we've bred all our kittens white   So that you can see them in the night   And at night we're on our knees      As quiet as a mouse   Since the word got out   From the north down to the south   For no-one's left in doubt   There's no fear about   If we all hold hands and very quietly shout   Hallelujah      God is in the house   God is in the house   Oh I wish He would come out   God is in the house