Well, I lived with one   Well, I lived with one, I lived with two,   I even lived with a third   I wanna tell you about number one   He was a miserable shitwringing turd   Like he reminded me of some evil gnome   Shakin hands was like shakin a hot, fat, oily bone   Holdin on for far too long   Yes he took me in, he took me in   He said that I looked pale and thin   I told him he looked fat   His lips were red and lickin wet   His house was roastin hot   In fact it was a fuckin slum   Scum! Scum!   Well then he hooked up with some slut from the same game   Black snow! Black snow!   Cocksuckstress, and I should know   Mean and vicious, her microphone always smelled suspicious   His and herpes bath towel type   If you know what I mean   I could not look at him, worm   He'd be takin a shower and who should walk in   He was the epitome of their type   Her middle name was Welcome, his was Wipe   Scum! Scum!   Well you're on the shit list   Thrust and twist, twist and screw   You gave me a bad review   And maybe you think that it's all just water under the bridge   Well my UNfriend, I'm the type that holds a grudge   I'm your creator   I think you fuckin traitor, chronic masturbator,   Shitlicker, user, self-abuser, jigger jigger!   What rock did you crawl from?   Which ..... did you come?   You Judas, Brutus, Vitus, Scum!   Hey four-eyes, come   That's right, it's a gun   Face is bubble, blood, and ...... street   Snowman with six holes clean into his fat fuckin guts   Psychotic drama mounts   Guts well deep then a spring is fount (?)   I unload into his eyes   Blood springs   Dead snow   Blue skies