I slipped on down to the corner pub alone    I tried to dry my tears    They tried to wrangle a story from me    Without determination I said       [Chorus]   Love's no fun just a bitter nightmare    He stormed right out and he said he don't care    And I'm too drunk to figure out    Just why he's gone or what I've done now       It started after I stumbled my way home    Just out for a little night cap    He'd been waiting up for me    It's 10 to 3 so where you been now       I'm curled up now with a bottle slightly stoned    The apartment is bitter cold    The couch, bed, TV, he took them all    I tried to get him to leave the toaster       What I've done now    Drunk on Tuesday    What I've done now    Drunk on Tuesday night