Well, father says it, mother says it   Sister says it, brother says it   Uncle says it, auntie says it   Everyone at the party      I'm on fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Well, the horse says it, pig says it   Judge in his wig says it   Fox and the rabbit   And the nun in her habit      I'm on fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Well, my mate, Bill Gates says it   The President, United States says it   The slacker and the worker   And the girl in her burqha      I'm on fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Yeah, the general with his tank says it   The man at the bank says it   The soldier with his rockets   And the mouse in my pocket      I'm on fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Well, the drug-addict wreck   With a needle in his neck says it   The drunk says it, punk says it   Brave Buddhist monk      I'm on fire   Well, babe, I'm on fire      Alright now, hit me up, baby, and knock me down   Drop what you're doing and come around   We can hold hands till the sun goes down   'Cause I know that you and I can be together   'Cause I love you, alright      Well, the blind referee says it   The unlucky amputee says it   The giant killer bee   Well that's landed on my knee      I'm on fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Yeah, well the cop with his breathalyser   The paddy with his fertilizer   The man in the basement   That's getting a taste for it      I'm on fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Well, the fucked up Rastafarian says it   The dribbling libertarian says it   The sweet little Goth   With the ears of cloth      I'm on fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      The crossover country singer says it   The humpbacked bell ringer says it   The swinger and the flinger   And the outraged right winger      I'm on fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Well, the man going hiking says it   The misunderstood viking says it   The man at the rodeo   And the lonely old Eskimo      I'm on fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Alright now, hit me up, baby, and knock me down   Drop what you're doing and come around   We can hold hands till the sun goes down   'Cause I know that you and I can be together   'Cause I love you      The mild little Christian says it   The wild Sonny Liston says it   The pimp and the gimp   And the guy with the limp      I'm on fire   Oh yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Well the blind piano tuner says it   The Las Vegas crooner says it   The hooligan moaner   Whose holding a schooner      I'm on fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Well, the Chinese contortionist says it   The backyard abortionist says it   The poor Pakistani   With his lamb biryani      I'm on fire   Oh yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Well, the hopeless defendant says it   The toilet attendant says it   The pornographer, the stenographer   And the fashion photographer      I'm on fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Well, let me tell you that the college professor says it   The vicious cross-dresser says it   Grandma and grandpa   In the back of the car      I'm on fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Alright now, hit me up, baby, and knock me down   Drop what you're doing and come around   We can hold hands till the sun goes down   'Cause I know that you and I can be together   'Cause I love you   Oh yeah, do come on, come on      Well, the hack at the doorstep says it   The midwife with her forceps says it   The demented young lady   Who is roasting her baby      On the fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Well, the athlete with his hernia says it   Picasso with his Guernica says it   My wife with her furniture   Everybody      Babe, I'm on fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Well the laughing hyena says it   The homesick polish cleaner says it   The man from the Klan   With a torch in his hand      I'm on fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Well, the Chinese herbologist says it   The Christian apologist says it   The dog and the frog   Sitting on a log      I'm on fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Well the fox hunting troff says it   The horrible moth says it   The doomed homosexual   With the persistent cough      I'm on fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Alright now, hit me up, baby, and knock me down   Drop what you're doing and come around   We can hold hands till the sun goes down   'Cause I know that you and I can be together forever   'Cause I love you   Come on, oh yeah      The Papist with his soul says it   The rapist on a roll says it   Jack says it, Jill says it   As they roll down the hill      I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      Well, the clever circus flea says it   The sailor on the sea   Well the man from the daily mail   With his dead refugee      I'm on fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Well the hymen busting Zulu says it   The proud kangaroo says it   The koala, the echidna   And the platypus too      I'm on fire   Yeah, now, babe, I'm on fire      Well, the disgraced country vicar says it   The crazed guitar picker says it   The beatnik, the peacenik   And the apparachick too says it      I'm on fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Well, the deranged midnight stalker says it   Garcia Lorca says it   The hit man, Walt Whitman   And the haliototic talker      I'm on fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Alright now, hit me up, baby, and knock me down   Drop what you're doing and come around   We can hold hands till the sun goes down   'Cause I know that you and I can be together   'Cause I, I love you      Well, the wine taster with his nose says it   The fireman with his hose says it   The pedestrian, the equestrian   And the tap-dancer with his toes      I'm on fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Yeah, well the beast and the beauty pageant   The pimply real estate agent   The beach comber, the roamer   And the girl in the coma      I'm on fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Well the old rock-n-roller   With his two seater stroller   And the fan in the van   With the abominable plan      I'm on fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Well, the menstruating Jewess says it   The nervous stewardess says it   The hijacker, the backpacker   The cunning safe cracker      I'm on fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Well, the sports commentator says it   The old alligator says it   The tennis pro with his racket   And the loon in the straight jacket      I'm on fire   Yeah, he says, babe, I'm on fire      Alright now, hit me up, baby, and knock me down   Drop what you're doing and come around   We can hold hands till the sun goes down   'Cause I know that you and I can be together   'Cause I love you   Well I hear that tonight      Well, the butcher with his cleaver says it   The mad basket weaver says it   The jaded boxing writer   And the glass jawed fighter      I'm on fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Well, the old town cryer says it   The inventor and the liar says it   The pilchard, the bream   And the trout in the stream      I'm on fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Well, the war correspondent says it   The enthused and the despondent says it   The electrician, the mortician   And the man going fishin'      I'm on fire   Oh yeah, babe, I'm on fire      The cattleman from Down Under says it   The patriot with his plunder says it   Watching a boat of full of refugees   Sinking into the fuckin' sea      I'm on fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Well, the silicone junky says it   The corporate flunky says it   The Italian designer   With his rickshaw in China      I'm on fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Alright now, hit me up, baby, and knock me down   Drop what you're doing and come around   We can hold hands till the sun goes down   'Cause I know that you and I can be together   'Cause I love you      The trucker with his juggernaut says it   The lost astronaut says it   The share cropper, the bent copper   The compulsive shopper      I'm on fire   Oh yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Well, the Viennese vampire says it   The cowboy round his campfire says it   The game show panelist   And the Jungian analyst      I'm on fire, come on now   Babe, I'm on fire      Well, Warren says it, Blixa says it   The lighting guy and mixer says it   Mick says it, Marty says it well   Everyone at the party      I'm on fire   Yeah, babe, I'm on fire      Alright now, hit me up, baby, and knock me down   Drop what you're doing and come around   We can hold hands till the sun goes down   'Cause I know that you and I can be together forever   'Cause I love you