Joe's drinking tequila sunrise   And Kati's safe and sex on the beach   Maria loves those blue margaritas   She likes 'em garnished with peach      I dig these dirty martini's   And I like 'em shaken not stirred   I come here every evening   Just to get my mind off of her      Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're all in this together   Whoa, whoa, whoa, one more round of regret   And I, I, I yes I'll have another and another   Memory vacation we're all just here to forget      Joe's wife had wandering eyes   She left him for some young guy at work   Kate and Maria, same story   They fell in love with a jerk      Me, I was prideful and foolish   And I just pushed her away   I guess we all have our reasons   For being in here today      Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're all in this together   Whoa, whoa, whoa, one more round of regret   And I, I, I yes I'll have another and another   Memory vacation we're all just here to forget      I know that drowning our sorrows is not the solution   Its just a temproary band-aid for the pain   After carefully drinking I've reached this conclusion   We've all got problems to face but it ain't happening today   No not today I said      Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're all in this together   Whoa, whoa, whoa, one more round of regret   And I, I, I yes I'll have another and another and another   Memory vacation we're all just here to forget      Whoa, [incomprehensible] vacation we're all just here to forget