Oh, look outside the window   There's a woman being grabbed   They've dragged her to the bushes   And now she's being stabbed      Maybe we should call the cops   And try to stop the pain   But Monopoly is so much fun   I'd hate to blow the game      And I'm sure   It wouldn't interest anybody   Outside of a small circle of friends      Ridin' down the highway   Yes, my back is gettin' stiff   Thirteen cars are piled up   They're hangin' on a cliff      Now maybe we should pull them back   With our towin' chain   But we gotta move and we might get sued   And it looks like it's gonna rain      And I'm sure   It wouldn't interest anybody   Outside of a small circle of friends      Sweatin' in the ghetto   With the colored and the poor   The rats have joined the babies   Who are sleepin' on the floor      Now wouldn't it be a riot   If they really blew their tops?   But they got too much already   And besides we've got the cops      And I'm sure   It wouldn't interest anybody   Outside of a small circle of friends      Oh, there's a dirty paper   Using sex to make a sale   The Supreme Court was so upset   They sent him off to jail      Maybe we should help the fiend   And take away his fine   But we're busy reading Playboy   And the Sunday New York Times      And I'm sure   It wouldn't interest anybody   Outside of a small circle of friends      Smokin' marihuana   Is more fun than drinkin' beer   But a friend of ours was captured   And they gave him thirty years      Maybe we should raise our voices   Ask somebody why   But demonstrations are a drag   Besides we're much too high      And I'm sure   It wouldn't interest anybody   Outside of a small circle of friends      Oh, look outside the window   There's a woman being grabbed   They've dragged her to the bushes   And now she's being stabbed      Maybe we should call the cops   And try to stop the pain   But Monopoly is so much fun   I'd hate to blow the game      And I'm sure   It wouldn't interest anybody   Outside of a small circle of friends