London Bridge is falling down   And the people want their crown   They are not fooling a-round   Gimme my crown, gimme my crown, gimme my crown      So I'll say these words to you   Though you won't believe a word I say   Gonna say the words anyway      Poems are pretty, tales are tall   Only the witches recall   The bigger they are   The harder they fall      Jack and Jill went up the hill   They were looking for a thrill   But she forgot to take her pill   Gimme my pill, gimme my pill, gimme my pill      Through our fantasies we fly   In the prison of our dreams we die   Dieting in an apple pie      Poems are pretty, tales are tall   Only the witches recall   The bigger they are   The harder they fall      Mary had a little lamb   Couldn't make it with a man   She buried babies in the sand   Gimme my sand, gimme my sand, gimme my sand      So the visions came to stay   She was beheaded on a holiday   That's the price you have to pay      Poems are pretty, tales are tall   Only the witches recall   The bigger they are   The harder they fall      Mother goose is on the loose   Stealing lines from Lenny Bruce   Drinking booze and killing Jews   Gimme my Jews, gimme my booze, gimme my Jews      Six million jingles can't be wrong   From the dragon to the Viet Cong   Fairy tales have come along      Poems are pretty, tales are tall   Only the witches recall   The bigger they are   The harder they fall