Aboard a craft bereft of oar, I rowed upstream to find Lenore      Abducted by a bandit or a king from some forgotten war      And mindful of his larval craze, the rhinotropic micro-gaze      Ignored it and to my amazement rode to Paris in twelve days         This is the work of the guelah papyrus      Stranded for a moment on the ocean of Osyrus      Absorbing all she can for every member of her clan      Expanding exponentially like some recursive virus         She take me on, I never fail to ride on the redundant rail      'Cause when I know she's switched a track there's always one to take me back      And through the bedroom door intrude a fretful frown and spoil the mood      'Cause though I never really stand that tall she tilt my frame, she watch me fall         chorus      *** Instrumental interlude is THE ASSE FESTIVAL ***         So maybe I could be a fly and feed arachnid as I die      And view the ritual from within the silken tunnel that they spin      And through the bedroom door intrude a fretful frown and spoil the mood      'Cause though I never really stand that tall she tilt my frame, she watch me fall         chorus 3x