Now baby, I'm doing fine since you left me   And my friends seem to think I have a lot more time   But as far as I'm concerned, all the money that I earn   Is going to that little girl out in Caroline      Well, she said I was the greatest lover she'd ever heard   Yeah, she said that I had too much love for you   And for a small five dollar cover she'd be my long distance lover   And as long as I pay she'll never say we're through      Well, I'm a 1-900 user, I'm a telephone abuser   I've got an 800 dollar credit line, oh baby don't wanna make it less, oh fine   And I've got you to thank baby, that the money in the bank right out here   Is going to that little girl out in Caroline      Well, she said that her phone name was Madonna   And she said that she was just like a virgin, too   I said, "I don't care about your old virginity just boost my masculinity   And tell me that your love is ever true"      Well, I'm a 1-900 user, I'm a telephone abuser   I've got an 800 dollar credit line, oh baby don't wanna make it less, oh fine   And I've got you to thank baby, that the money in the bank right out here   Is going to that little girl out in Caroline      Baby, I'm doing fine since you left me   And I'm glad that you just up and let me be   Yeah, and you can tell your mother, that I done found another   And I wouldn't call even if you were toll free      Well, I'm a 1-900 user, I'm a telephone abuser   Well, I've got an 800 dollar credit line, oh yeah   And I've got you to thank baby, that the money in the bank right out here   Is going to that little girl out in Caroline   Is going to that little girl out in Caroline