I caught you on the offensive    but you've levelled my defences   Blood on my face or is it lipstick?    twin projectiles, were they ballistic?   I tried a little gentle persuasion    but you insisted on an invasion   I was getting my senses back    you launched a full frontal attack   Call the hostilities to a halt    I can't cope with this brutal assault   I've tried it all from money to charm    I may as well unilateral disarm   You foiled my plants with a mind detector    I'm a conscientious objector   The war you started was all out    I didn't mean for us to fall out   You laid waste to my apartment    with a saturation bombardment   Your mental state was on activate    It was ready and set to detonate   Somewhere I think that we got it wrong    I found myself sitting on a time bomb   The looks you're giving me are pure corrosive    I'd better watch out 'cos you're highly explosive   I'm beaten, I'm bloody, I'm aching, I'm sore   I can't take anymore of this civil war   I'm gonna surrender 'cos I've had enough   If this is your idea of playing it rough   When all this is over I'll get the blame    for allowing escalation of your war games   I once was your ally, I once was your friend   But now it seems it's over and it looks like the end