The Website is Under Construction   The Website is Under Construction   But there's no need to worry   We've just been in Jersey,   Recording and Album for you      So have no fears and dry those tears   Cuz hammer times a day   Say hammer, go hammer. M.C. hammer go hammer and the rest can go and play   and when we return   We can have a king time   Here's a song in the meantime   To hold you overboard      [Speak]   Actually, Overboard was a movie that came out in 1987 featuring Kurt Russell and Goldie Hahn.    It   was a good one      [Sing]   And when we return   we can fight the bad guys   Concern ourselves with Lindsey Lohan's life   Then first we'll find the cure for cancer   then maybe we'll find the answer   to the question that's on everybody's mind   For the question that's on everybody's mind!      Where the hell, is coolio tonight   where the hell, is coolio tonight      Had a few hits back in 96' when he drove off the end of the Earth      [Speak]   I love you Mr. Coolio, for everything it's worth      [Sing]   I've been watching reruns of Full House   and Fresh Prince of Bel-Air   But I wrote this song to remind you we're still here   And that we still care      In the meantime you can bump this jam   If you're making eggs with fat free spray spam   Getting fatter day by day   losing breath but that's okay   For a lowdown ,Geez that's crazy   We Put Out, is a label that pays me      I wrote this song to let you know   I wrote this song to let you know our      Website is Under Construction (oh oh!)   Our Website is Under Construction(oh oh oh!)   Our Website is Under Construction (oh oh!)   Our website is Under Construction      And FRIEND is on MySpace   and Where the hell is coolio, ton-IGHT!      *end of song*